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004:: Jason Todd:: [text]

Jun 15, 2011 18:03

Since I'm apparently a helpful guy and the lot of you don't know how to handle your boozing, here goes another episode of Jason teaches you how to not fuck things up too badly.

HOW TO DRINK WITHOUT GETTING SHITFACED (or if you do, how to avoid a hangover)
1 - First off, eat something. Having something of significance in your stomach helps you ( Read more... )

jason todd, c: dick grayson

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notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:10:02 UTC

I'd be astounded if someone can be over 300 pounds while being here.

[Because Dick doesn't really plan on drinking unless coaxed into it otherwise.]

I heard you drank with Star? How did that go?

undeadsidekick June 15 2011, 23:11:40 UTC

She has seven stomachs, how the fuck do you think it went.

notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:12:29 UTC

Fine for her...not so great for you. In terms of who can consume more alcohol.

undeadsidekick June 15 2011, 23:14:18 UTC

Yeah pretty much.

But y'know, whatever. I'll live.

notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:18:55 UTC

It sounded like you two enjoyed yourselves though. That's good.

You haven't had to deal with a drunken Damian yet have you? [Because he's sure neither of them want Damian drunk...at all.]

undeadsidekick June 15 2011, 23:23:02 UTC

I figured the kid would be all straight edge.

[private; locked 50%]
We need to talk.

[Locked: 50%] notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:26:31 UTC

I would too. But that never means there isn't a possibility.

What's up? [He raises an eyebrow, not that you can see it.]

[Locked: 50%] undeadsidekick June 15 2011, 23:34:40 UTC

Tim. Your boyfriend says they've been talking. Tell the creepy little twit to keep his mouth shut about all of us. I get that security is less of an issue here and god almighty knows I'm not one for the super secret identity bullshit, but I don't like it when people share information they shouldn't be. It's a bad habit and he needs to cut it the fuck out now before I decide he's too much of a risk to keep around. You get where I'm going with this.

[Audio: Locked: 50%] notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:38:43 UTC

[There's a pause before you hear Dick's voice instead of receiving a text.

He completely ignored the whole boyfriend comment, and he doesn't sound pleased at all.]

What exactly has he been saying about us? I said some things myself to an extent, but has he forgotten how important it is to keep these identities separate?

Don't touch Tim by the way. [Because he's not allowing that either.]

[Audio: Locked: 50%] undeadsidekick June 15 2011, 23:41:19 UTC

Trying to figure that out for myself now. Barnes knows about B, though. And he knows that my adoptive dad is a, and I quote caped vigilante. I kind of think that's enough to constitute giving the kid a time out.

... And try and stop me, Grayson.

[Audio: Locked: 50%] notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:44:13 UTC

He talked about Bruce? What in goddamn heavens would he need to talk about him?! He's not even here in the first place. [Dick is annoyed.]

If I have to, I will. But there's no reason to go attacking him.

I'll talk to him Jason. I'm not particularly fond of him saying things like this myself.

[Audio: Locked: 50%] undeadsidekick June 15 2011, 23:48:25 UTC

Yeah. He's not just a creepy, fucked up impostor, he's a goddamn hypocritical idiot, too.

You can bet the next time I hear of him handing out information, it'll be the last. If you think you can talk him out of doing it, great. But don't let it happen again.

[Audio: Locked: 50%] notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:51:08 UTC

We've all made mistakes. [But Dick isn't taking the chances of more people knowing their secret. Shit happened before, and he'll prevent it as long as possible.]

Killing him here won't do much other then make him hate you more when he comes back. But I'll make sure he knows he better stop. [Oh boy! More responsibilities already!]

[Audio: Locked: 50%] undeadsidekick June 15 2011, 23:53:54 UTC

Maybe he'll stop telling me I shouldn't complain so much about death. Maybe after he's dead I'll find a nice spot in the biodome and bury him.

Just a thought.

[Audio: Locked: 50%] notasidedick June 15 2011, 23:57:54 UTC

Dying isn't fun. It's something worth complaining about. [He knows Tim and Jason aren't exactly civil, but he's slightly annoyed Tim would go as far as saying that. Mostly since it hits practically home now for Dick too.] Don't. Just don't Jason. I'll deal with it. I swear.

[Audio: Locked: 50%] undeadsidekick June 16 2011, 00:05:28 UTC

Oh now we're up to swearing. Well gee, Dickiebird. Maybe if you pinky swear me, I'll really believe it.

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