004:: Jason Todd:: [text]

[undeadsidekick]

Since I'm apparently a helpful guy and the lot of you don't know how to handle your boozing, here goes another episode of Jason teaches you how to not fuck things up too badly.

HOW TO DRINK WITHOUT GETTING SHITFACED (or if you do, how to avoid a hangover)
1 - First off, eat something. Having something of significance in your stomach helps you

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[notasidedick]

I'd be astounded if someone can be over 300 pounds while being here.

[Because Dick doesn't really plan on drinking unless coaxed into it otherwise.]

I heard you drank with Star? How did that go?

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[notasidedick]

You're charming as ever Jason. I could pinky swear if you really want me to. I have the ability to go to your room right now if you really want me to.

[Audio: Locked: 50%]

[undeadsidekick]

Couldn't hurt.

[Audio: Locked: 50%] WHAT EVEN.

[notasidedick]

[There's a short pause.]

ETA 10 minutes. [Ten because he's way too god damn tired to actually go fast.

But what the hell, he's actually going through with this really? This is a stupid idea and he's not even drunk.]

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[undeadsidekick]

[JASON WASN'T SERIOUS, DICK, HE WAS JUST BEING A JERK]

-- The fuck?

[Audio->In Person]

[notasidedick]

[There's a knock on his door. This is merely out of being polite.]

I hope you realize even if you tell me not to come in, I will.

[In person]

[undeadsidekick]

[Oh my god, Dick whyyyy.]

No one's home!

[Because that is seriously the best thing he can come up with right now.]

[In person]

[notasidedick]

[It's just something he does.]

I'm not drunk. If I was drunk, that might have worked.]

[Stepping into the room, eyebrow raised. He's slightly amused because he doesn't think Jason would try pulling something like that.]

[In person]

[undeadsidekick]

Just my luck.

[Jason hops down off his bunk, a little roughly cause well, that's what half a water bottle of vodka will do to you, and makes his way out to the main area of the suite.]

What do you want, Grayson?

[In person]

[notasidedick]

[Well, he can see why the other would have tried that one now. Looks like he's had a little to drink before he got here.]

I thought you wanted that pinky promise? [A short pause.] I haven't seen you in person since you arrived.

[In person]

[undeadsidekick]

Been busy.

[That's actually kind of a lie. Jason's been doing nothing but sleeping and killing time since arriving here. But that's not the point.]

I didn't mean it.

[In person]

[notasidedick]

Yes. Because there is a bountiful amount of things to do at this place.

[Sarcasm. Dick can do that too.]

Well I'm still here, doesn't matter. It's nice to see you, under these circumstances. [Dick looks like shit. He only grabbed a short sleeve so the bandages on his arms are visible. He's pretty sure he could take them off by now, but he's keeping them on as a precaution.] When you mean busy, I assume sleeping and killing time.

[In person]

[undeadsidekick]

Reading actually, but whatever.

[Jason frowns. Dick's not allowed to be psychic like that.]

Do I wanna know what happened to the other guy?

[In person]

[notasidedick]

Right. I'm sure that makes you completely unavailable all the time.

[He folds his arms.]

They're fine. [Because it was Tim. And Tim tied him to his bed. That's why Tim is fine.]

[In person]

[undeadsidekick]

Damn straight.

[What he's agreeing with, he's not entirely sure. Fuck, talking to people is way easier in text.]

So I'm here, you've seen me. Are you going to do something, or just stand there like a jackass.

[In person]

[notasidedick]

[That vodka is surely fucking with your head right now Jason.]

To be honest, I don't have any reason to be here other then for your little pinky promise swear. I have something to attend to. [Called yelling at Tim.] I guess, if I knew what you'd like to do...I wouldn't mind partaking in it sometime. [Well there's a lot on that list he wouldn't partake in.]