003 - Val

[thissucksval]

Good morning - evening - afternoon, guests.  Are you enjoying your week of interpersonal research?

I have noticed that some of my guests are not . . . inspired by the research materials I have provided.  In an attempt to promote development, I will add some new sources of data.  Please let me know if you find something interesting, 29DB.

Enjoy~

[OOC

Comments

[notasidedick]

Interpersonal research? You mean the raunchy porn section we recently got? Not sure if most of us appreciated that.

[Sob. He might have just turned the television on.] ...Is this the new sources you mentioned because...I'm not sure if everyone appreciates this.

[thissucksval]

You can change channels and find something you appreciate more. Perhaps channel 36 is more to your taste?

Btw. I think I love you more today. Also, you're totally not sorry and I love you for it.

[notasidedick]

[And he's going to change the channel, because he's curious and dumb enough to do it.]

O-Oh. I wasn't...expecting that at all. [SJKHKJHKJSKD.]

<3

[thissucksval]

I have provided a wide variety of research materials, so I am certain that one will . . . tickle your fancy.

[notasidedick]

You sure know how to spoil us sometimes. [Sarcasm. He has it.] Unfortunately I have better things to do then watch someone else...go at it. [And he prefers to go at it himself anyways. Not that...he's particularly interested in anyone here.]

[thissucksval]

I have no recorded instances of you 'going at it'. Perhaps you are working on changing this?

This is like the third time LJ has eaten my reply to you 8|

[notasidedick]

[kjhsdkjshgks Get out Val.] Uh, well. There isn't anyone I'm particularly interested in really. [Even if he did make out with Tim more then once. And he's been talking to Bucky a lot recently.] So I don't think you'll get any recorded instances anytime soon.

LJ sucks

[thissucksval]

You are not interested in any of the people that you have started courtships with?

It seriously does. Git ur shit together LJ

[notasidedick]

Wait...what? I'm not starting any courtships with anyone. [SUSPICIOUS GLANCES.]

It's been horrible the last couple days.

[thissucksval]

You are not? According to my research, your behaviors with 33BA would constitute courtship.

>:T It needs to stop being a shit.

[notasidedick]

Wha- [He pauses. he has to think about this because he's not used to room names and what not. That, and remind himself who's who in a shared room.] M-Most definitely not! There's nothing between us in that way!

[thissucksval]

Evidence proves otherwise.

[notasidedick]

There's nothing going on between us in that way. I assure you. Regardless, there won't be any recorded instances of us doing any of that and there isn't anyone I'm interested in being sexually active with. [That's here.]

[thissucksval]

If you could give me some of the qualities you are looking for, I could try to arrange for someone acceptable in the next shipment.

[notasidedick]

I think I'll pass.

Why are you so interested in us trying to find someone to be physically attached to? [He likes gingers by the way.] Is watching us having sex that interesting or something?

[thissucksval]

I am more interested in the processes that lead up to my guests taking the risk required to form that type of a bond.