First hack

[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at

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[chastesaw]

*This tall, willowy human girl looks nothing like the troll Sollux may know other than dark, well-groomed hair.

But as they pass on the street she's going to give him a double-take when noticing his heterochromia. That's not something you see every day.

But oh, he's running away...*

[a1a100]

[He notices the girl staring at him and stops to turn around and stare back.]

What?

[chastesaw]

Oh, I'm sorry. It's only that I thought your eyes were very interesting.

[a1a100]

Oh. Well thankth, I gueth.

[He looks at Kanaya a little more.]

You know, you look kind of familiar. What'th your name?

[cantwhinnyemall]

[There's a big sweaty troll and his lusus tromping down the sidewalk, each loaded down with miscellaneous groceries. Like most of Sollux's peers of late, neither of them recognize him for obvious reasons.]

[a1a100]

[He notices the two immediately but he's unsure if he wants to talk to the blur-blood or not. After a few seconds of deciding, he sighs and walks up beside them.]

Need any help Equiuth?

[Not that he really wants to help but that was all he could think of to get the troll's attention.]

[cantwhinnyemall]

I am quite capable of managing my own miscellaneous produce.

And I don't believe we have met.

[He's too worried about the eggs to consider the possibility of another behumanized troll.]

[a1a100]

I don't know, you thure have a giant load there. It muth be pretty heavy unleth you thtill have freakith thtrength.

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[frogst]

[ woo jade is good at asking questions! ]

Hey, where are you going?

[ like a boss. ]

[a1a100]

[Oh hey, you look like Sollux's housemate. He stops and looks around.]

I'm...not really thure, to be honetht.

[frogst]

[ and what a total coincidence that is. ]

Oh, did you just get here?

[a1a100]

Bathically.

[misterwwizard]

[Eridan almost walks into the vaguely familiar looking boy, thinking to himself god dammit that guy looks like that psychic douchebag except a human.]

Watch where you're fuckin' goin' you almost crashed into me with all a' your runnin' about!

[angry fist shake. ]

[a1a100]

Maybe you thould watch where your going tho you can eathily avoid being run into!

[misterwwizard]

[Okay that lisp makes him even angrier. Now he's almost sure that's who he thinks it is.]

How about you stop runnin' everywhere! It's not like you're gonna be gettin' there any faster an' bumpin into someone who's takin' a more leisurely approach to livin'! I'm sure you're fuckin' matesprit won't be mad if you're fuckin' late for your date or wherever the fuckin' hell you're runnin' off too.

[Nope, he's not jellyfish or anything. Not at all.]

[a1a100]

Oh gee, I bet the wouldn't if we were on a date but right now, I'm thtill trying to figure out what the fuck thith plathe ith! Tho if you would kindly take your thtupid waterlogged ath away from me, that would be greatly apprethiated!