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05 - This is no time to horse around [Action] [Backdated to event]
[Equius is in the process of rummaging around the bowling alley for supplies. The situation calls for a pile to comfort them in their time of need. But of what material?
A pin pile? ...No, too unstable.
A bowling ball pile? ...NO.
A bowling shoe pile? ...Perhaps. ]I suppose we should expect the worst to come of this given how mild it seems by ( Read more... ) -
04 - He'll wait until the cows come home
[Equius had expected the return of his true blue blood color, or perhaps his immense strength, or perhaps implements of one of his many enlightened hobbies. He had not expected the blank packet to contain his sweet faithful butler at all, but the reunion with Aurthour was welcome indeed.]
[Housemates/visitors/passerby may encounter this elegant ( Read more... ) -
03 - The Milk of Human Kindess (Backdated to 8/17)
[Equius' voice sounds... off. If you've been up to date with current events you can probably guess that he's either been poisoned or swilled down a bottle full of razor blades. In this case it is the latter.]
This is absolutely unforgivable. I wish to state for the record that I am not perspiring in any unusual capacity; I am simply incredibly - [ ( Read more... ) -
02 - Back in the Race
I have consulted your Earth calendar and it seems that I have no memory of the past few decisweeps. I require information on several matters and am in possession of sufficient pattern recognition to recognize that a straight answer for most of them is unlikely to be forthcoming ( Read more... ) -
01 - Horse of a Different Color
[The newest resident of 1123 Taylor Road has awoken and is stumbling around in the dark. Oddly enough, the doorknob he manages to come across does not snap off in his fingers, nor does the light switch by the frame. He appears to have stumbled into some sort of bizarre science-fiction bathroom. The toilet appears to be filled with water, of all ( Read more... ) -
Regains
[X] Basic troll features ( Read more... )
