So, as I had a coupon, I went into Victoria's Secret the other day to get some more underpants. It's not like I was running low or actually needed any more, because it turns out the apocalypse is not yet upon us. I got in there and I was so disappointed. Everything was either boring and cotton or was weirdly overdone ( Read more... )

So I was bored on the internet today and look what i found.

The Tiddy bear:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUBFkVrk9s

It's actually a product.

So technically, it's been a year and a day but...
In one year I read 316 new books. If you count the rereads it was probably closer to 335, but still. I am the shit. And just the teeniest bit nerdy.

? I finished my 300th book in 11 months! A big part of me wants to get to 365, so I can have a book for everyday, but that seems like it might be a bit too hard. But here's hoping.

Do you ever have one of those moments when you know you're being irrational and making things a bigger deal than they really are but you can't seem to stop it. Because that irrationality all of a sudden seems really valid. Stupid PMS.

So earlier this year, I did an epic underwear count and was able to make it 97 days. Which was cool and all, but 97 is not that great of a number. A better number is 100. And after a mini-spree on saturday, that is the number of underpants that I now have ( Read more... )

So, every few years I like to clean out my closet, and to do so without holding on to things I don't like and not accidentally getting rid of things that I do. I also like lists and counting things. So in high school, as part of my closet cleaning, I wanted to see how many school days (not weekends or breaks) I could go without re-wearing any of ( Read more... )

So Dad has a girlfriend and I'm not sure how I feel about it, or her, quite yet. I also am waiting for the inevitable fallout when my mom finds out. Blurgh.

Also my friend (you'll never guess which one) can tell where she is in her period cycle by tasting her vagina juice. How do you decide to develop that as a skill?

It turns out the maglite was pointed out rather than in. It's a lot less funny that way.

I have to say I'm having one of the best days ever ( Read more... )