ok so i just made the mistake of watching the news ( Read more... )

i deffinately just vomited bright blue midol vomit and that shit was gross.

bright blue is a very unnatural color in this situation.

fuckin ridiculous.

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i would just like to make a note that today i was sent home from work due to flooding

so far today i think there's been something like five inches of rainfall and its still fucking coming down

and this is why i've decided that i rather be a duck or fish on days like this

this world is either entirely too small or entirely too ridiculous i can't seem to tell which ( Read more... )

i miss my life

what happened to it

http://www.hanfordmills.org/index.htm

this morning i woke up and looked at my computer to find an aim message reading "your little analogy is quite creative at the end of your profile (yes it is 930 am and yes I am drunk)." and after reading this i noticed that he had signed off -M.M. 9:28am 5/7/2006 ( Read more... )

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