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Teach Dream
I just had the dirtiest dream Ive had in my ENTIRE life.. it was about my math teach, I just dont even think I coud go into it without making my journal FO, and by FO I mean friends only.. not fuck off.. well FO pretty much means fuck off sometimes.. so yes.. unless I make my journal 'fuck off- friends only' I wouldnt be able to post such... ( Read more... ) -
Shakira is a Nasty Colombian Whore...
Earylier I was watching some music videos on MTV, in hopes they had finally got some taste and would play anything besides.. trash.. well yes, they played the newest Shakira video.. which wasnt trash.. it was JUNK TRASHI mean.. what the hell.. I almost think its a joke, but thats just me trying to fool myself ( Read more... ) -
Dream about Chaz
Last night I seemed to have a case of insomnia and didnt get to sleep untill well past 6am even though I went to bed at about midnite... when I FINALLY got to sleep ( Read more... ) -
I Mean.. Who Can Remember That Crap?!?
(right before class..)
Derek: Hey Tam, ready to recite the Gettysburg Address?
Me: OH MY GOD!! I totally forgot!! I havent even started!!!
Me: Ok.. Four score and seven years ago.. oh wait.. GOD!!!
Derek: What?
Me: Im confusing it with that damned Abraham Lincoln thing!
Derek: Tamera.. this IS that damned Abraham Lincoln thing... -
Boredom, New Layout, and I effin rule.. man...
Im kinda bored.. its pretty bad when you are taking bets with yourself to see which one of your windows will load faster... I think Im winning.
And I updated my layout :) its AWESOME isnt it??.. Conor.. hes looking at my posts thinking:
'Good job.. good job.. couldnt have put it better myself
sex-muffin..fox-face ( Read more... ) -
Jennifer.. my first Aposiopesis!
Brendan Adkins 5 days a week writes a story with exactlly 101 words, nameing them after the main character in the story (which always has an unconventional clever name). It is
Anacrusis and Im absolutley IN LOVE with his writing, and one day figured I should try some.. not really the constrained writing, but just.. ah you will see.. I dont count ( Read more... ) -
I saw this and thought it was cute..
Socialism - You have two cows. You keep one and give the other to your neighbour ( Read more... ) -
Quotes From South Carolina..
here is some quotes.. i know there is more.. i just cant think of them now, if i can get my ditzy brain to remember Ill post em ( Read more... ) -
Im and Official Planateer!
Oh man, I forgot to tell you guys!! My Captain Planet Planateer package came!!!! I am now an OFFICIAL Planateer!! Opening the package.. It was like... the most awesome thing to ever happen to me. I mean, I got a badge, tattoo, episodes and EVERYTHING! Im totally watching it right now and realize just how cruel my captain is. First of all, I am ( Read more... ) -
Darrel The Barrel
Yeah, you might not find this funny because you dont know him.. but this is Patrick my youth minister at church.. hes one of the biggest smartasses I know... last week at church he was whinin about some crap, and when I asked him about it.. he said he had to dress up like a barrel for the kids at church.. I didnt give too much of a thought to it, I ( Read more... )
