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The Sad Truth.
Watching South Park I realize the characters were modeled off me and my High School crew.
Derek: Stan, the leader.. brains.. comforter...
Andrew: Kyle, the sissy and jew (Andrew's not really jew, but might as well be.)
Deidre: Kenny, all quiet and ... quiet.
Me: Cartman, the loudmouth asshole
*sighs* its perfect. -
Conor Oberst = Sex. & NEWS YOU WILL NEVA BELIEVE!!
Ok... I went to the concert tha other night & I just want you guys to know that I gave fucking Conor fucking Oberst a fucking boner. Seriously you guyz ( Read more... ) -
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Girls With Sideburns = Non-cool -
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Crack-Whore ( Read more... ) -
Stuffin is the ultimate.
Thats right, Stuffin is 'the ultimate' thats the only way to describe it as it rightfully deserves ( Read more... ) -
Im A SPY!!!!
Mahn.. the other day I was trying to stick my memory board to the wall when I heard some guy like moaning.. I was like WTF?!? and then I realized you can hear PERFECTLY through the electrical outlet on the wall in the dorms.. I mean.. I put my ear to it.. (YOU WOULD HAVE TOO) and I mean, it was like.. SOO LOUD.. mabey the chick next doors bed was ( Read more... ) -
oh. they are probably dead now.
Oh man once I was in line at Long Jhons.. there was this display of their new shrimp in a little plate beside the register.. and I was standing in line behind this old man and woman.. of course nobody was at the cash register and everyone was getting a bit impatient.. and the man and woman started eating the display!! Then some lady finally told ( Read more... ) -
Ohhh Mahnn...
This Morning When Kim Was Reserving Her Books Online..
(Kim pointing to Physical Education on her schedule)
Kim: Now for this Physics class Im going to need this book
Kim: but I think Lonnie will give me Kel and Tam a copy of it to borrow..
Kims Dad: Now Kim, that class ISNT Physics.. Its called Physical Education.. but there IS a class called ( Read more... ) -
Headaches BEWARE!
Oh man.. I just saw this commercial on TV.. they have this new thing for headaches.. its a stick.. and you.. you..rub it right on your head.. I dont know if its the crappiest thing Ive ever seen, or the most genious.. I mean who is going to walk around looking like they are rubbing a fucking glue stick on their forehead?
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Crazy Dreams..
Today I took a nap and dreamed a lion drug me out of the house onto our carport and started biting into me.. I was yelling for my dad to help me and he was all like "whadda you want?" .. then when he finally got the stupid lion off me he claimed it was just playing with me.. and I should stop being such a baby ( Read more... )
