Prosthetic Justice

[a_cloud_of_fire]

My next door neighbor is a passive aggressive gardener. He is old and probably has a completely useless, lifeless, moldy, crying-out-for-a-little-attention (in a form other than insertion of a catheter) penis, so he takes all his pent up rage out on a foot-wide strip of lawn separating my yard from his driveway. Mowing only that strip of lawn (

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[d3m0litionlov3r]

did your aim die or something?

[a_cloud_of_fire]

Nah, i've just been trying to cut back on my internet usage. It just seems to go hand-in-hand with the whole waking up early, going to bed early, trying to to waste so much damn time sitting in my house lying around- thing I've been doing since I got back from australia.