On Friday night, I was kidnapped and forced (against my will) to go "clubbin ( Read more... )

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I lost my parents ( Read more... )

I am counting the days until everyone comes home from college. It would be nice if every once in a while we could hang out with someone with a MOTHERFUCKING Y CHROMOSOME ( Read more... )

My next door neighbor is a passive aggressive gardener. He is old and probably has a completely useless, lifeless, moldy, crying-out-for-a-little-attention (in a form other than insertion of a catheter) penis, so he takes all his pent up rage out on a foot-wide strip of lawn separating my yard from his driveway. Mowing only that strip of lawn ( ( Read more... )

I will be attending the University of Buffalo in the fall. It's official ( Read more... )

My throat is sore from screaming. No, I wasn't being chased or attacked. I just realized that I hadn't screamed in a while, and the time felt right ( Read more... )

GEEEEZ, I have a busy week on the college front. Tomorrow I am flying up to look at Geneseo and Buffalo, then on friday I'm flying upstate AGAIN to check out Syracuse ( Read more... )

AHHHH, I finished reading the Da vinci Code, now I have no idea what to do with myself ( Read more... )

Mr. Mills keeps giving me my progress report comments in Spanish ( Read more... )