Scene 03

[a_crazygirl]

Okay, I'll admit, that one was actually pretty funny. You know, town, if you really want us to just settle and be happy here, you should do more stuff like that and less grisly murdering and torture. Just some food for thought, you know? Not that I have any plans on staying, since you guys must've left me off the gift list. Thanks for that, town,

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[wimpyvampire]

Pfft. Like the town is gonna listen to us.

[a_crazygirl]

Yeah, they don't really seem like the type to take constructive criticism.

...Did you eat any of the candy?

[wimpyvampire]

No. I can't eat anything. Makes me sick.

[a_crazygirl]

Oh, right, vampire. Too bad, though! Looks like we both missed out.

[doc_furcoat]

I really doubt they care if we're happy. They're jus' keepin' us 'ere t'---- fuck they're all aliens an' their gettin' us all plump an juicy fer their big alien thanksgivin'.

[a_crazygirl]

[Laughs] You'd think they would've given us more candy if that were the case. But that makes about as much sense as any other theory!

[doc_furcoat]

Jus' ya watch.

Thanksgivin' time they'll have this big ol' party fer us, all the food we can eat. Get us all stuffed an' fat fer 'em. Once we're all asleep from eatin' t'much they'll SWOOP DOWN AN' TAKE US T'THEIR SHIPS AN' PROBE US.

[He's bored, thus the theatrics.]

[a_crazygirl]

[Toni's happy to oblige, because this shit's hilarious.]

Really. I wonder if they have any good cookbooks up there on their ship.

[snazzy_cadaver]

The town liked me as a zombie enough that I'm one again...permanently this time.

[a_crazygirl]

Oh, really? [She sounds almost disappointed.]

[snazzy_cadaver]

You didn't get anything?

[a_crazygirl]

Nope. Guess they weren't feeling that generous.

You're not... upset or anything about being undead again?

[crazyclownwoman]

You didn't get anything either?

[a_crazygirl]

Not a thing. I haven't gotten anything useful yet.

[crazyclownwoman]

Jeeze that stinks.

[a_crazygirl]

Yeah, but what are you gonna do? I can manage, I guess.