[Keep moving. Keep moving. That was Toni's mantra. Don't sit down no matter how exhausted you are. If you close your eyes you might not open them again. It was harder and harder as the day progressed. She had a throbbing headache and a festering wound where she caught her leg on a splintered fence post, but she tried her hardest to ignore the pain ( Read more... )

[A: Toni wakes up that morning, gets dressed for work, and goes downstairs. She opens the front door, then shuts it. She goes to the window and peers out to confirm her suspicions. She then goes to the phone.]

Guys.

There's a zombie on my lawn.

I don't want zombies on the lawn.

[B: A short time later, Toni can be found outside, knocking ( Read more... )

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[Toni's hands trembled as she read the letter. She should have known. Why did she fill that stupid form out? There would be penalties, too. Her talisman was gone, so it wouldn't have anything to do with that. It wasn't explained, but she figured she would find out what they were in due time since killing this man was certainly not an option. She ( Read more... )

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[DEAR MAYFIELD: I hope you aren't allergic to dogs, because there's a little, blue, yappy one headed YOUR WAY right now! Aww, lookit the puppy! Innit it cute?

SPOILERS IT'S TONI. She hasn't been able to do this in a while, so humor her. If she knows you, she'll probably let you in on her little secret, but if you don't, she'll still run up to you ( Read more... )

[Over the course of the day. Toni will be making frantic calls to damn near everyone she knows here. Yes, that includes Cas and Finas. She's panicked, and sounds like she's on the verge of tears. She's trying to remember something very important, but she can't and it's driving her crazy.]

Guys! Are you okay? Answer me, please!L-look, I'm an idiot ( Read more... )

Razor blades. In the turkey.

Really, town? Really? You already forget what I told you before? Let me spell it out for you again, then: You're doing it wrong.

I'm going vegetarian today, I think.

Okay, I'll admit, that one was actually pretty funny. You know, town, if you really want us to just settle and be happy here, you should do more stuff like that and less grisly murdering and torture. Just some food for thought, you know? Not that I have any plans on staying, since you guys must've left me off the gift list. Thanks for that, town, ( Read more... )

I am so confused, you guys.

Anybody know where I can find some tractors? And instructions on how to repair them?