(015) "Houston, we have a problem."

[a_dinozzo]

Okay, so NCIS actually stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Whoever came up with National Cleavage Inspection Service deserves a medal, though. That's pure genius! Even better than FBI, Female Boob Inspector. ... Oh, wait. That was I, wasn't it? I came up with that! I'm sorry if any of you felt harassed, I honestly thought I was doing

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[warped_inside]

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[a_dinozzo]

[warped_inside]

National Cleavage Inspection Service?

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[a_dinozzo]

How did you--

[guardianed]

It's a good thing I know you were cursed or I'd be a lot crankier.

[a_dinozzo]

I really was cursed. Would've been a lot less professional about it if I hadn't. Still, sorry.

[guardianed]

I know. Not your fault. Just frustrating.

[a_dinozzo]

At least I didn't throw anybody into jail for having boobs that go against regulations? That would've been a new one!

[browning_baby]

Normal? You spent your day yesterday perving over tits.

[a_dinozzo]

But I didn't enjoy it. That's not normal at all!

[browning_baby]

Then why were you doing it?

[a_dinozzo]

Because I thought it was my job.

[punchlikeagirl]

Glad to find out it was just the curse.

[a_dinozzo]

Yeah. I'm usually a lot nicer about it, really.

[punchlikeagirl]

You're usually a lot nicer about going around asking to see the chest of teenage girls, hmm?

[a_dinozzo]

I'm a nice guy! Dinner, movies - no flowers though, I have allergies. And I don't do teenagers or married women. I was cursed, okay?

[caf_pow_girl]

Tony! You're normal again!

[a_dinozzo]

Hi Abs!

[caf_pow_girl]

I almost hunted you down to pull a Gibbs on you. And I gave permission to have people hit you if you tried anything.

[a_dinozzo]

No one hit me, though. I'm sure Gibbs would have Totally not my fault, I was cursed and the worst thing is, I wasn't even enjoying myself at the time! Damn professionalism!