Welcome back everyone. What else is there to say? It's not everyday all of you people show up.

Anyone I know among you?

Anyone?

Is this FML day or something?

Because um...wow.

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So, here's a question. Who do I talk to now about someone wanting to join the force?

Um...no desire to play checkers here. Though, it's a fun game.

If you like the person you're playing with.

...Weird curse.

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First matter: All data on that murder before the prison/people captured thing now please. Evidence, data, both. I need it. Thanks.

Second matter: Um...no prison. Any ideas for what we're going to do?

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All my friends and family.

Report.

Now.

And I demand hugs and time to fret over you until I am

Guys.

Problem.

Sorry for the shortness of that but someone needs to get out there right away.

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My babies! They're all normal again.

All of them.

Oh you poor things. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

The Tooth Fairy is actual a horde of insane little creatures that invade places to steal your teeth by force. With really creepy teeth of their own and bodies that splat on windows if they happen to see you there ( Read more... )

This curse isn't so bad really. I don't mind it one bit. That said, let's get rolling on this one ( Read more... )

Hey, I know I told some people that I was going to teach them sign language.

Report now or forever hold your peace. I'm making a list right now.

Even if you didn't think about it before, I'm still teaching.

Lessons for American Sign Language taught by Abby Sciuto! Sign up now!