Okay, so NCIS actually stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Whoever came up with National Cleavage Inspection Service deserves a medal, though. That's pure genius! Even better than FBI, Female Boob Inspector. ... Oh, wait. That was I, wasn't it? I came up with that! I'm sorry if any of you felt harassed, I honestly thought I was doing ( Read more... )

Freeze,
NCIS!
National Cleavage Inspection Service.

All females come forward now to have their cleavage inspected.

( ooc; Am so not to blame for this. Yes, he's cursed b-but even if he weren't he'd still do this! )

Man. Is there a particular reason why there's a scarecrow in the apartment? I woke up and it was looming over me.

Of course, I shot it. What? It was moving. I swear it was!

Now, if the next curse involved something along the lines of Hitchcock's The Birds, the scarecrows could be useful, but I don't think so.

What--

Uhm. I don't know where I am. I don't remember getting here. Did Dad forget me again? Maybe they took me to one of their parties and left without me?

Excuse me. Has anyone seen or heard from a Mr Anthony DiNozzo Senior?

I hope he's not around. I hope he's not around. I really hope he's not around. I don't want to report to him and I don't ( Read more... )

[ To medical staff ]

I'd hate to be prodded and poked, but I had y.pestis (that's what this is, right?) before and survived. If you think I might have antigenes or something that helps, I'll play guinea pig for you. And maybe I'll get a sponge bath from a hot nurse?

[ / medical staff ]

Fuckin' plague. I hate y. pestis, just so you know. Glad I'm ( Read more... )

Captain Short? Lily? Thank you. It's good to have my hands back.

Everybody unstuck from the last curse?
Abs? Are there any pictures?

Seems I'm going bowling.

[ Police Filter | Unhackable ]

Lt. Hawkeye? Special Agent Blake? ... Can I go back to active duty now?

[ / Police Filter ]

[ ooc; He's... not as fit as he could be, but healed enough to ( Read more... )

I'm out of the hospital now. Abs? You can stop worrying. Seriously, I'm fine.

Hospital was driving me mad. They didn't even have any good re-runs on TV there!

There's magic 'n stuff in this place, right? Anyone here who can heal my hands? I want to be able to actually touch stuff again. Type. Feed myself, for God's sake. And hold a gun.

[ ooc; ( Read more... )

Uh. I-- I'm okay.

They took a shitload o' shrapnel outta me. Man, I coulda-- coulda been like, like Iron Man or something! An' they gave me all the good drugs. Hmmmmm, yeah.

[ Police Filter | Unhackable ]'nother victim, guys. The kid-- Sam. From the Transformer movie, yanno? Wit--witwicky! Sam Witwicky ( Read more... )

Anyone know this guy?

... And why the harvest can't I swear properly? The horticulture, City?

[ Filtered To Hospital Staff | Hackable With Effort ]
I hope this guy is more cooperative now. ... Though he's unconscious, so do you doctor-thing, will ya?

I went through enough fudging trouble to get him to the hospital.
[ / Hospital Staff ]

[ ( Read more... )

[ Private | Hackable With Effort ]

Hell, I did not need a reminder of that particular day. Why would they all go to Ziva's and not invite me? Why didn't anyone ask me to come along? Or even notice I wasn't there? I still don't get it.

... Just a curse. I'll just forget all about it.

[ / Private ]

[ Police Filter | Unhackable ]I went over my ( Read more... )