Do I have any news? I have to update this thing once in a while, or what's the point of having it at all? So, here goes. Since the last update ( Read more... )

...and I think they are starting to affect my head ( Read more... )

That's right. My last beer was on 7/11, and it's now 8/10. One month, alcohol-free ( Read more... )

So, I was playing with Google Earth last week. It's the most amazing thing I've seen in a while; it's got high-resolution satellite photos of most of the populated areas of the U.S. and most major international cities, and so you can zoom in and look at everyone's house, everywhere you used to live, everywhere you've visited. You can see the ( Read more... )

I lost a lot of money at Hold'Em last night. Almost all of it was winnings from a couple days ago, but I'm still pretty bummed out over it. I really need to stop drinking, and I *really* need to stop gambling ( Read more... )

Your IQ Is 125
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My boss is in Georgia, and there's absolutely no one in the office. I should work, I know, but since no one will check in on me for two weeks, it's not easy getting motivated ( Read more... )

...over at http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4741219933576750506. And it came out looking like this ( Read more... )

I am being triple-teamed by an old, cranky Border Collie, a middle-aged, neurotic Australian Shepherd, and an Australian Shepherd puppy ( Read more... )

Seriously. I think I am shouting into a vacuum here. I mean, no one's ever posted a comment, or added me as a friend, or given me any indication that they've read this ( Read more... )