Comments | a_lad_inane: Returns and Exchanges

a_lad_inane

Jun 05, 2005 18:49

INT. CLOTHING DEPT. STORE - DAY ( Read more... )

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auggiewren June 6 2005, 01:30:13 UTC

This reminds me of an old joke. I cannot recall the lead-in but the punchline is "That's no RETURNS AND EXCHANGES LADY, that's my wife."

a_lad_inane June 6 2005, 01:33:39 UTC

And the wife had approximately 30 pin pricks on her upper torso.

auggiewren June 6 2005, 01:41:13 UTC

Pin pricks are usually enlisted to guard harems.

a_lad_inane June 6 2005, 01:43:09 UTC

In the UK, police officers aren't allowed to carry guns, but they can carry a dress shirt pin.

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ex_ramona222 June 6 2005, 03:28:33 UTC

Damn catalogue models. Entitlement queens the lot of 'em.

a_lad_inane June 6 2005, 03:31:30 UTC

Even the bloody underwear demanded $1,000 upfront.

P.S. I love you.

ex_ramona222 June 6 2005, 03:35:06 UTC

Since when?

a_lad_inane June 6 2005, 03:36:28 UTC

Since you bloodied up my underwear.

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sinndar June 6 2005, 12:57:17 UTC

I'm a bad wife. I leave the pins in too. :P

a_lad_inane June 6 2005, 14:33:11 UTC

You have a really cute Fin voodoo doll.