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I'm not dead yet, although I've been flirting with it off and on for the last three weeks. You see, up until recently, I wrote a lot on here. I wrote so much, in fact, that I developed a rather nasty case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Sure, at first, the doctor's prognosis was promising: "stay off your wrist for a week, and you should be just fine ( Read more... )

INT. JERUSALEM FARMHOUSE - DAY ( Read more... )

1) Sex workers traditionally have a higher rate of infection, so approach them with caution. Wear rubber gloves when cutting the flesh, and keep your mouth closed to avoid swallowing gushes of arterial blood ( Read more... )

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Failed Celebrity Tie-ins

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It's nearly impossible to write, direct, and produce a film without at least a handful of mistakes. Some films, however, contain way too many of these "goofs." From time to time, I'll spotlight such a film. Today's "Goofy Movie": winner of the "Golden Raspberry" award for most mistakes in a motion picture, Steven Spielberg's sci-fi/action thriller ( Read more... )

EXT. DRIVEWAY - DAY ( Read more... )