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[a_lad_inane]

INT. CLOTHING DEPT. STORE - DAY

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[a_lad_inane]

Me, I'd do this on purpose just to flirt with you.

[a_lad_inane]

I mean I'd actually have the drive and foresight to have a six-year-old boy just so I could prick him with pins for an excuse to flirt with you.

[katykins_wetgal]

If you stare at the blood stains on the man's shirt for long enough, they begin to look like kung-fu stick-men.

[a_lad_inane]

And if you stare at the little boy's shirt for long enough, you begin to get arrested.

[katykins_wetgal]

I'm a woman, it's legal for me to be a pedophile.

[a_lad_inane]

...just so long as you wear excessive perfume, drive a 1988 Lincoln Towncar, and pet a Persian cat.

[telekon]

I've always wondered why the magnetic strips in dressing rooms had gum and spiderwebs instead of pins on them.

[a_lad_inane]

I've always wondered why the walls have holes drilled into them.

[telekon]

By law, the salespeople must kill the peeping tom's stuck between the drywall.

[a_lad_inane]

The Peeping Tom tribe roamed the areas where Mervyn's now stands. As a compromise, Meryvn's allows them to practice their ceremonial rites between the drywalls in the men's changing rooms...oh, and to operate casinos.

[justgrey]

This only confirms my theory that you stalk me.

[a_lad_inane]

In other words, I know that you prick little boys with pins.

[justgrey]

Especailly ones that wipe their boogers on my merchandise.

[a_lad_inane]

That's just what little boys do the first time they see a pair of breasts.

[gary_gygax]

Post more often, I need this every day!

[telekon]

You're becoming an addict, Mr. Nelson.

[gary_gygax]

I think I'll just sit back and enjoy this.

[a_lad_inane]

Hello, "Billy Buddha."