Does your dick ever hurt when you stick it in a cantalope?

I wonder if God loves me. Even in spite of having a very sensitive prostate. I hear all this talk on the tv and stuff about how sinners are this and that, and lots of the time I am the "this" or "that" that their talking about, but I look at the people pointing there fingers and i dont see them being any more holy than me. I may take it in the butt ( Read more... )

I am going to kill myself on my webcam tonight at midnight. Don't try to stop me.

I feel like somebody put a bag of ice in my ass.

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Have I Told You Lately that I love you ( Read more... )

damn, I can't decide who i like better.....Duran Duran, or Guns 'n'Roses!! I must have a thing for pretty boys, lol!!


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do u like dogs??

I forgot to mention how totally shitty Arkansas was. I got nowhere fast on that whole thing. Played some ms PacMAn with Lisa and Jon. Otherwise it was all shitty and i am never going back there so help me God.

Silas beter get over here soon or these beers will be gone!