AIDS Prevention Tips '05

[a_lad_inane]

1) Sex workers traditionally have a higher rate of infection, so approach them with caution. Wear rubber gloves when cutting the flesh, and keep your mouth closed to avoid swallowing gushes of arterial blood

Comments

[ex_ramona222]

What about leeches?

[a_lad_inane]

Sadly, they do not yet make condoms small enough for leech penises.

[ex_ramona222]

So that's why there are so damn many Kennedys.

[a_lad_inane]

When I heard that Kennedy had been shot, I mourned the loss of an MTV VJ.

[a_lad_inane]

The scary part: you work at a retirement home.

[gary_gygax]

Number 5 is good to know!

[a_lad_inane]

I said nothing about eating the cats.

[gary_gygax]

Hey, to my credit I've never once eaten a cat. A dog on the other hand....

[a_lad_inane]

Hey, to my credit I've never once eaten a cat.

You prefer the term "cunnilingus."

[justgrey]

The voice of reason has spoken. I shall print this out and drop it on the masses of homeless disguised as phamplets filled with money.

[a_lad_inane]

The homeless often disguise themselves as pamphlets filled with money. Then, when they're certain they have you tricked, they burst out of their costume and hit you up for money.

[justgrey]

I tried to give the homeless guy on the corner one of the other homeless guys from across the street. He didn't want him because he was only costumed as a $1.

[a_lad_inane]

Here are my thoughts on the homeless: if they want my money, they have to earn it. If they want my dollar, they should learn how to don blackface and juggle rotten oranges.

[snizzpod]

I've sent this to all the people that I know have genitals.

[a_lad_inane]

doovies_redux has only one testicle, so he doesn't count.

[snizzpod]

He does count, but he can only count to one.

[a_lad_inane]

...before he references bukkake.