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a_lad_inane

AIDS Prevention Tips '05

Jun 09, 2005 18:34

1) Sex workers traditionally have a higher rate of infection, so approach them with caution. Wear rubber gloves when cutting the flesh, and keep your mouth closed to avoid swallowing gushes of arterial blood ( Read more... )

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a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 00:30:16 UTC

If this occurred at Applebee's, it was probably the riblets.

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a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 00:34:09 UTC

I have a theory that the food at Applebee's is molded plaster. If you order a mushroom swiss burger, the cook dumps the plaster into the mushroom swiss burger mold. If you want an ice cream sundae, the cook pours the plaster into the ice cream sundae mold...and then chills it.

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a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 00:53:07 UTC

I made no mention of Punk rock guitarists in cat suits.

telekon June 10 2005, 02:01:36 UTC

My precalculus teacher in highschool confessed to us that he has monkey AIDS.

a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 02:26:41 UTC

You're assuming your teacher now has large calculus deposits on his teeth.

telekon June 10 2005, 02:43:57 UTC

...only because his AIDS predisposes him to voracious banana consumption.

a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 02:45:32 UTC

When a student misses a question, the professor flings his feces at him.

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auggiewren June 10 2005, 02:22:19 UTC

10) If you think you've been infected, get tested immediately and spray your genitals with Raid, which is clinically proven to rid the body of AIDS.

I use Black Flag. Will that suffice?

a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 02:27:24 UTC

Only against the Henry Rollins strain.

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a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 03:52:00 UTC

*Places can of Raid behind his back*

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a_lad_inane June 10 2005, 04:02:20 UTC

Ok, so I had unprotected anal intercourse with the band A-ha. Give it a rest.