AIDS Prevention Tips '05

[a_lad_inane]

1) Sex workers traditionally have a higher rate of infection, so approach them with caution. Wear rubber gloves when cutting the flesh, and keep your mouth closed to avoid swallowing gushes of arterial blood

Comments

[dr_f_dellamorte]

Genius. In England we don't have AIDS, though. They were going to introduce it, but we thought it was a little too sensationalist for our refined shores.

[a_lad_inane]

In England, expedition teams wear condoms when they have sex with monkeys.

[assriel]

1) Sex workers traditionally have a higher rate of infection, so approach them with caution. Wear rubber gloves when cutting the flesh, and keep your mouth closed to avoid swallowing gushes of arterial blood.

It's like you wrote that one just for me! I need to not laugh so much when cutting up hos. Or wear a dental dam.

[a_lad_inane]

I tried using a dental dam once, but my teeth kept puncturing it.

[doovies_redux]

I joke about the AIDS from time to time largely because I caught it so I'd have the right to gag without question which is incidentally how I contracted it. By having AIDS, my humour is seen as strength and optimism rather than plain old bad taste. However there are times were people still take umbridge. It was a few weeks ago now that I made a random AIDS funny and the sister-in-law of my so-called girlfriend called me ignorant. I responded with 'Ignorance is bliss' which was a nice tie-in because said sister-in-law had recently said that herself to defend something

[ffarff]

Your family sounds great. Swap?