AL JOLSON...

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EXT. WICKS 'N' STICKS MALL STOREFRONT - DAY ( Read more... )

A World Without Firemen

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In 1991, Elizabeth Taylor introduced White Diamonds, her signature line of perfume. Aimed at a demographic of upper-middle class women (ages 40-55), White Diamonds was an immediate success, earning Taylor millions in revenue ( Read more... )

INT. BERLIN APARTMENT - DAY ( Read more... )

You might have noticed that the grammar on pornography sites has improved in recent months. You have me to thank for this. I'm a_lad_inane. I edit porn as a community service.
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MADISON FUCKS THE TWINHi [1] everybody [2] Madison here [3]. Im [4] kinda [5] tired, worked my ass [6] ( Read more... )

INT. MEN'S EXECUTIVE RESTROOM - DAY ( Read more... )

This afternoon, partly because I deserve it and partly because I'm filthy rich at 25, I decided to take a five-day Colorado vacation. I plan to drive aimlessly in the middle of nowhere, breathe in the fresh mountain air, appreciate the tranquility, learn some Native American words and phrases (e.g. "$10 minimum bet"), and safely dispose of the ( Read more... )

INT. SUBURBAN KITCHEN - DAY

[Billy, a short, geeky, self-conscious, middle-aged bug exterminator, stands beside an antiquated bug powder machine similar to that from Cronenberg's Naked Lunch. He fumbles nervously with the machine, but finally manages to attach the hose back to the side, an indication that he's just wrapped up his work ( Read more... )

EXT. CATTLE RANCH (FEEDING GROUNDS) - DAY ( Read more... )