Wicks 'N' Sticks

[a_lad_inane]

EXT. WICKS 'N' STICKS MALL STOREFRONT - DAY

Comments

[ex_ramona222]

I see a "franchise operator of the year" award in your future, m'dear...

[a_lad_inane]

I want to live the rest of my life in the Dawn of The Dead mall...because I'm a 25-year-old virgin.

[ex_ramona222]

The artificial promise of gratification that a mall can provide is better than sex, but slightly sweatier.

[a_lad_inane]

Now if only they had mall prostitutes. Oh, wait. They already have perfume ladies at Dillard's.

[gary_gygax]

I went into a Wicks And Sticks once and that was exactly how it was inside!

[a_lad_inane]

You, on the other hand, remained for the fetish show.

[gary_gygax]

You know it baby. But can you guess which one I was?

[a_lad_inane]

Moe.

Cinnamon

[jenn_t]

Did you know that to the human nose, cinnamon is the closest smell we can identify with a rotting corpse? Crime scene clean up crews apparently scrub murder scenes with special cinnamon scented detergents because it masks the smell of decomposing flesh the best!

Re: Cinnamon

[a_lad_inane]

It masks the smell of decomposing flesh the best!

This is the slogan Apple-Cinnamon Cheerios rejected.

Re: Cinnamon

[bloodcicle]

I'll try to remember that the next time i'm eating an apple crisp! ;)

Re: Cinnamon

[a_lad_inane]

I can't tell the difference between an apple crisp and human flesh.

[mr_nixon]

[a_lad_inane]

This is what Australian Wicks 'N' Sticks look like.

I love you, by the way.

[givemethegun]

Lies, both.

[a_lad_inane]

I despise you.

I love you, by the way.

[purpleside]

[a_lad_inane]

*Waits for mr_nixon to juxtapose a picture of a rabbit into both pictures*

[givemethegun]

He can't - he's at work.

[a_lad_inane]

He works for a porno company, which means it's perfectly acceptable to look at porn, but inappropriate to look at pictures of rabbits.