Pet Motel

May 29, 2005 18:47

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gary_gygax May 30 2005, 00:08:31 UTC
Please tell me you don't have pets!

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 00:10:30 UTC
I don't...anymore.

Funny, violacat just said the same thing. Therefore, I assume you are violacat.

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gary_gygax May 30 2005, 00:18:12 UTC
We are all scared of you, Mr. Inane! You should know this by now!

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 00:20:43 UTC
I'm like Christian Bale in American Psycho, only I eat Totino's Pizza Rolls.

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wednes May 30 2005, 00:11:41 UTC
How fun!

I once wrote a story for school that was supposed to be a mock on A Modest Proposal wherein old people were "taken care of" thru the power of microwaves. You had to make sure to poke them a few times so they didn't blow up. But this...le mou jouste!

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Thankees. a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 00:16:12 UTC
When my grandfather dies of a mysterious "microwaving incident", I'll blame you...and then I'll blame the lyrics to a Wang Chung album just to get people listening to Wang Chung again.

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ex_ramona222 May 30 2005, 02:30:25 UTC
"You had to make sure to poke them a few times so they didn't blow up."

That's cute. :)

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katykins_wetgal May 30 2005, 00:40:25 UTC
People have described me as a sick hound...

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 00:49:52 UTC
...because you urinate on their sofas.

...and then post links of yourself doing so on my journal.

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katykins_wetgal May 30 2005, 00:57:45 UTC
Don't act like you're not turned on :)

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 01:00:45 UTC
I'm not. :)

...which is to say I'm not acting like I'm not turned on. Yes...that's what I'm saying.

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ycantibu May 30 2005, 01:54:34 UTC
suddenly everything becums clear...THIS is what happened to the careers of spandau ballet's members...

/ah'm just sayin'...

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 02:02:51 UTC
I commend you for not making an Ian Craig Marsh acid bath reference.

*Waits for you to make an Ian Craig Marsh acid bath reference*

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ycantibu May 30 2005, 20:19:03 UTC
ah could throw in martyn ware, just to throw you off

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 21:20:18 UTC
That's what every serial killer does when the police get too close to the truth.

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ex_ramona222 May 30 2005, 02:29:46 UTC
I'm glad you didn't adapt Ol' Yeller for the screen.

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 02:33:51 UTC
I took Ol' Yeller's corpse and converted it into a movie screen.

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ex_ramona222 May 30 2005, 03:09:33 UTC
That is so Flintstones chic!

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a_lad_inane May 30 2005, 03:15:43 UTC
::BAD PUN BUFFER::
If Fred were an Arab, it would be Flintstones Sheik.
::BAD PUN BUFFER::

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