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- Thu, 17:05: Sorry WHAT is trending?!? Maybe this is a good time to mention that Smurfette was created by Gargamel to turn smurfs against each other so he could more easily kill and eat them. https://t.co/o4fB6AA0L6
- Fri, 00:48: Wordle 678 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Fri, 11:57: Senate @ GOP: ‘EQUAL rights?!? For everyone?!? We’ll see about that!’ Any ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 12:06: Yeah, but the scientists were so concerned with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should! https://t.co/NZ452jBPZc
- Wed, 13:20: Hey, @ SixFlags? Did you really fire an employee because someone complained about a fictional book they wrote? If so, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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- Tue, 15:30: Some of you have asked about my lesbian lizards AKA mourning geckos. Kristen Stewart here showed herself recently. The only one other than Joan Jett to do so thus far. https://t.co/27UxfYeeh4
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- Wed, 10:13: Tukkker Carlson and Don Lemon hired the same lawyer after getting fired ( Read more... )
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- Mon, 14:39: Anybody else think @ FoxNews is gonna drop all their heavy hitters and declare bankruptcy? If you’re in the area, do watch out for grifty liars with golden parachutes.
- Mon, 17:10: RT @ ThrillWHill: In honor of Tucker Carlson getting fired from Fox News, let's all take a moment to appreciate this Hall of Fame moment wit…
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- Sun, 20:54: You know this show #Evil? We’re watching it on @ paramountplus. We got it to watch Picard but are keeping it because this show has a great cast and really strong writing. It’s Luke Cage, Ben Linus, and Asif Mandvi. https://t.co/KByiL0ZwlK
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- Sun, 01:35: I would genuinely like to know if there are people who began reading @ StephenKing because they heard about him for the first time on Twitter. Is that really a thing? https://t.co/zMg4TYAXEe
- Sun, 01:36: Tweets that make you feel all oogy. https://t.co/K44ZYtT3R6
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- Thu, 13:58: Condolences to @ elonmusk and his big manly rocket-which prematurely exploded almost immediately upon launch. Probably because it’s been a while and we’re so pretty. 😂🤣
- Thu, 14:27: .@ DonaldJTrumpJr Hey Dingus, who’s on your show tonight? I’m sure it’s some bigot trying to make a name for themselves by kissing your dad’s ass. But ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 19:26: What are y’all doing for 4/20 eve? Be sure to leave out milk & cookies for the ZigZag man!
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- Tue, 17:03: #FOX “news” gives #Dominion nearly $800million in a settlement they never would have made had they believed what they were reporting. Every viewer who believed them should also sue, and watch other #news. #DominionvFox #FOXNewsLies #FoxNewsTrial https://t.co/3NbURqCfMl
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- Mon, 08:45: Anybody else find it weird that this is still up? Was researching today was didn’t imagine it would be. Um, thanks? https://t.co/sKt256kIAY
- Mon, 11:06: Super stoked that my cadre of lesbian lizards (aka Mourning Geckos) will arrive tomorrow. 5 in total-all Hawaiians!!! https://t. ( Read more... )