my girlfriend made me a dragon cake for my birthday, because i'm 12


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today is kristinas birthday

[4:35:51 PM] kristina: my dad sent me an email
[4:36:00 PM] kristina: "happy birthday and im sry that i didnt list you as my child on face book"


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my apartment is crawling with spiders. here's what it's going to look like if they keep biting.


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i live an unhealthy life

i moved to portland

ashley and i have watched 100 movies together

today.

i hate september

i wish i wasn't a scumbag!