So long Craig, I'm not your bitch anymore. Domino's Pizza now owns my ass. Well, I guess I'll still see Craig on occasion, but that's only because I whore myself out for money. What can I say, it's all part of my edu-ma-cation. Why am I getting student loans and still whoring myself out? I guess I'm just a slut like that.

Anyone wanna pay for my college? Apply over the phone, ALL applicants accepted!

Wow. One day after taking action to become more of a man and I have already achieved the level of emu.

Quitting old habits and starting new ones. Being a man as Kathryn calls it. So long zippo.

I don't know how to tell you this, but we're breaking up. I'm moving in with Ann. Everything might not be perfect with her, but I know I'll have a good time with her, if you know what I mean. So I guess this is good bye. Oh, and I'm taking my Jesus picture, so I need that back.

He wasn't sure what he wanted to be, so he tried to be everything to everyone, but instead he ended up only being something to everyone.
I have lost faith in the love between people. I have found faith in the love that only exists between man and his intepretation of his own ideas.

I guess I've learned a thing or two in this crazy world, but the exam doesn't start 'till the sun goes done, so I still have lots of time to study.
"Writing a book is like falling in love or getting to sleep or finding a taxi in the rain. It'll come to you, but first you have to let it."
Thank you Clyde Potts, thank you.

Take it from Dr. King
You too can learn to sing
So drop the gun

"Come on. We're losing to the spring doors."

"I eat rainbows."
"I told my bacon to be pizza."
"Fierce."(Heard too many times)
"The Artic Monkeys are the rock."
"I would be a lesbian for either Angelina Jolie or Shakira."