How a Young Man lost more Than His Sandal in the Mud and Later Found Redemption He stuck the key in the lock and turned. Shuffled his feet in and heard his roomate vomiting in the bathroom. A long week and too much beer will do that to you. The young man knew that the cure would find his roomate in the morning, but wouldn't heal him until long ( Read more... )

I have ideas, and that is what's important ( Read more... )

Back from Florida. Got drunk, got stoned, had fun. I love the beach. Went to the bar tonight. Pray for Bekah, she needs a little lift. Call me bitches, I'm home.

Gone sailing.

Man, I spread around like a disease. You better watch yourself 'cause it's real chronic. They're still working on a cure, but for now all you can do is take a pill three times a day.

Things accomplished today:
1)Work
2)Shoot guns
3)Rock out
4)Read
5)Write

Sand under my toes, not that far away
Costs more than the money I make,
But worth more than any dollar sign
I'll work my life away for the rest of it,
Just as long as Miss Atlantic whispers in my ear

Let me start by saying "I've been drinking." Some of you will respond with, "What's new?" So what if nothing is new? I don't need to justify myself to you ( Read more... )

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I am going to be eating shortly. I should really learn to control my appetite. I can't believe I have put on 60 lbs since January. I really need to work on losing weight again, but I just can't stop eating. Oh well, people should like me for what's on the inside, right? Bwaaaaahaha!