From now on my livejournal is going to be:

Friends Only!


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By the way.. Mugglenet announced that the WB cast Kingsley and young James Potter. I'm SO extremely pissed about Kingsley, he looks like friggin Mr. Narine. He was supposed to be this tall, tough, YOUNGER LOOKING black dude. Not Mr. Narine. AHHHHH. They don't have a picture of James, but hopefully he looks okay. KJHkljfhlkjasfhjkshdf..

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.

Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.

Sean Smith: Smurfette?

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.

Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.

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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!


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I've given up. I'm going to fail my math test. I don't know how to do any of it.I still have to study for physics. I don't even know how I'm going to attempt math. I'm going out of my mind. I hate midterms. Why am I such a fucking idiot?

I didn't do anything when I came home from Kaplan yesterday. I got depressed after watching Casey help Rebecca ( Read more... )

Mom: Dad, did you try this shirt on? It's nice and soft.

Grandpa: No, I didn't try it on, I'm going to bring it to the funeral home.

Grandma: You want to where it when you die? Fine, (to my mom) go put it away. We'll put it on him when he dies the piece of shit.

I found this and I just HAD to post it.

My favorite line in movie history. I'm sorry bitches, nothing beats Casper.


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I didn't even try to get Slytherin you bitches.

My eyelids are swolen to the size of my face.
Where is your balding 40-something year-old married with kids English teacher when you need him?

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