So, there's this little freak running around killing people that are, in some way, attached to me.

Which I guess puts me on a hitlist.

Fuck. That.

Pssssst!

Hey! Pothead!

So, looks like the old homestead is about to be besieged. Bet you're wishing you'd given us dental like we asked in the last contract dispute, aren't you Sarry babes?

In other news, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!

(That was for you, Melkor I)

I feel like being evil.

I mean, evil has gotten to be a joke. Sauron? Like anyone fears him. Melkor x2 Like anyone takes them seriously.

I need to do something evil!!

*kills innocent children*

There. Much better.

And I have come to the conclusion that a Wraith is nothing without a master. Oh, sure, we're hot and sexy and all cool and have killer singing voices...but in the end, what does that amount to.

Zip.

So, time to pull myself up by my bootstraps, find myself a black horse and get back to work.

minimelkie is my new lord and master...and I will bring him ( Read more... )

But such is life.

Or death.

I get confused.

Anyway...my bodyguarding of Lothiriel is sort of useless, what with her channeling Dark Power and all. And, well, Isildur has other matters on her mind these days.

Anyone need a bodyguard? Enforcer? Tracker?

Pastry chef?/small>

The party is going well. I don't think people are drunk enough yet.

I know I need to be a lot more drunk so I can forget HOW I UTTERLY FAILED AT BEING A BODY GUARD!!!

*sob*

And happy birthday ME!!

We're both 1 year old!

*throws a huge party*

Come one, come all. Old muns, new muns, even retired Muns. Let's get together and party down and reflect on the madness.

Dear Eomer, son of Eomund,

I am writing to inform you that your wife has been kidnapped by an Evil Vala. Well, the evil Vala, I suppose is more accurate ( Read more... )

January 28, 2003, will mark the 1 year anniversary of my existence on LJ Though this sorry-ass replacement Mun hasn't been here as long as me - which I think makes me the first active pup to hit that mark (In your face, Treebeard) - and so, I am throwing a birthday party that day, all day, and everyone is invited ( Read more... )

Il mio cuore (ed il mio penis) palpitano per lei!