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a_rockstar

Here Comes Peter Cottontail Sprinting Down the Driveway

Mar 29, 2005 10:58

On Easter Sunday, the day of the rising of the Lord, I participated in several athletic competitions against middle aged men. I lost a sprinting race to my Uncle Bob. I would be ashamed of this if Uncle Bob did not spend the rest of the day limping. I've decided this makes me the winner as I did hardly any limping at all ( Read more... )

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bubukitti3825 March 29 2005, 17:02:53 UTC

Easter is not suppose to be a strenuous holiday. The most activity you should have is looking for Easter eggs. Even then, they're never hidden all that well.

I want the Ab Lounge. I have spent several hours watching the infomercials. I'm a little too obsessed with it.

a_rockstar March 31 2005, 16:00:32 UTC

You are correct. Egg looking is the most you should do on holidays centered around bunnies and the Lord. Nothing my family does has any basis in reality.

The Ab Lounge actually works! My abdominals are still sore! Rock out!

thewarrior April 1 2005, 15:18:57 UTC

The Ab Lounge seems vaugely dangerous. I'm pretty sure there's AB Loungers across the country who are snapped in two like a Stella Doro breadstick by its fabric-covered clutches.

In other news, Little Bunny Foo-Foo is a notorious woodland felon who needs to be stopped.

Easter was on my birthday. I got five million presents, then after Jesus rose from the dead, me and Jesus whipped chocolate eggs at anybody not wearing an Eater bonet.

That last part might be a little off course from Truth Island.

a_rockstar April 1 2005, 20:00:36 UTC

Ow! My Ab Lounger! It's trying to eat me! Ow!

It works, but it's really just a back bend then a sit up.

Bunny Foo-Foo has grown violent. And rabid.

Presents? Where did you get those? What's going on? Who are you?

Roar! There's a puma on livejournal!