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[a_rockstar]

My shower hosts two temperatures: ice-cold and burn-your-face-off. For the past two days it has only hosted the former

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[thewarrior]

Wait, so are you saying there's a shower monster of some kind?

Because it's well documented I am a-scared of monsters, yet must keep clean.

Fine.

I'll just sponnge bath in the water cooler at the train station.