My father is watching the 2004 ALCS all over again. Every five minutes or so he yells: “I can’t believe I didn’t have a heart attack the first time I watched this ( Read more... )

My boss at Perseus sent me an email yesterday day that read: "Sarcasm is practically a paid employee here ( Read more... )

My spring semester is going to be action-packed! It’s hard to type “spring” and mean it. Forty inches of snow on my lawn doesn’t exactly conjure up images of daffodils and baby ducklings splashing in the pond ( Read more... )

I spent the first week of my break drinking and not spending any money. This “You’re 21 let my buy you a drink” wave is going to end sooner than I’d like it to ( Read more... )

My mom and I went to visit my Grandmother today. And my sister. And my niece. And my dad made a guest appearance. And my father is crazy ( Read more... )

I’m sitting here waiting for a man to call me from Perseus Books. He said he would call at noon for a phone-interview for an internship position over in Cambridge. He is late and I can’t decide if I’m upset about that or not. I’m not really doing anything else, so he’s not taking any of my time but I’d like to go make myself a bagel and I feel like ( Read more... )

Tuesday is donut day. Obviously ( Read more... )

I hate getting sick but apparently my body loves it ( Read more... )

I’ve grown weary of trying to figure out what I should do with my life. I’m not qualified for anything other than maybe being famous or baking cookies or writing foolish stories. I thought I might let you guys decide since you know at least some information about me. It’ll be like choose-your-own-adventure only with real people and if you choose ( Read more... )

Would anyone like to read my new fiction story? I can’t decide if it’s awesome. Please help ( Read more... )