for those who still have me added i am completely in love with elisha cuthbert, i bet you thought that was going to say you

peace out, i guess.

i am making a movie with lindsay lohan that is all folks

i backed my car into a cop car the other day well he just drove off sometimes life's okay i ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what did i say? let's go see meet the fockers, ryan.

i was going to post this last night but i ended up falling asleep so here goes - happy birthday elisha!! i know i am a little bit psycho and you probably get sick of me sometimes but i am really glad we are friends. my first present for you is that i finally killed your dogs, i know you hated them as much as i did. the second presents is that i ( Read more... )

( someone take me out so i don't have to spend anymore time with this.... )

i am not one of those people who feel the need to update constantly. half the time i can go a couple of weeks and not even care. since i haven't updated in about 2 weeks though, i figured i should get my ass in gear ( Read more... )

i wonder if i am a citizen of japan

( i hang out with scary spice aren't you jealous )

i'm not sure whether i should be disgusted with you or not