Jesus is so rad. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.

Went and saw Troy last night. Kicked major ass ( Read more... )

I don't know sometimes.
Am I some sort of evil monster that nobody wants to be around?
For the most part, I think of myself as a humble, sometimes funny, person. The way people treat me though.. makes me feel like I'm either said monster, or just a total pushover whom they could give less than two shits about.
Somebody prove me wrong?

Work from noon till eight, oh joy.
Anybody wants to hang out, 410-912-0148 after 8:30-ish, and I'm definately down. ANY. THING.
Heh.
Other than that, did I ever say how much I hate authority?
Man, I hate authority!

You've counted every star ( Read more... )

Got off work an hour ago, came home, hopped in the seat, realized how much my life sucks, and cried. It was so un-manly I almost wanted to cry because I was crying. I think I almost had a nervous breakdown ( Read more... )

Boring!
I got to be at this thing tomorrow morning at 9 AM. No late night for Jake!
Then, I have to go to work at 6 PM, till 11 PM.
Come visit me. Shorestop on Pemberton Drive. Hoo fun.

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/GiantSpazMonkey/Aha.htm

FUN FOR THE WHOLE

This is much better than it ever was before ( Read more... )

Hello anybody who decides to read this. I'm Jake, 19, living in Salisbury, MD ( Read more... )