#2. I think Oompa Loompa Santa (#6) and Vulcan Death Grip Santa (#2) are one and the same. Which means he's terrorizing children all over the place.
Also, the very idea of this sort of photo gallery makes me stop and think about how much it would SUCK to be a mall Santa. I mean, seriously, how unappreciated would you feel if you all you had to do was sit and be friendly to kids (which I am hoping they all at least TRY to do) and kids mostly bawl or are embarrassed by you?
Actually, Mark's friend who is Santa at Macy's loves it so much he has a blog about it! Some of his stories are really sappy, but others (like the one about the mom who accidentally dropped a bag of weed on the floor as she was bending over to pick up her kid) are pretty funny. And Mark and I are on there somewhere.
what's with the hooded Santas, too? Santa does not wear a HOOD. He wears a jolly fur-lined hat. Santa is a friend to children everywhere, not a white supremacist.
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#2. I think Oompa Loompa Santa (#6) and Vulcan Death Grip Santa (#2) are one and the same. Which means he's terrorizing children all over the place.
Also, the very idea of this sort of photo gallery makes me stop and think about how much it would SUCK to be a mall Santa. I mean, seriously, how unappreciated would you feel if you all you had to do was sit and be friendly to kids (which I am hoping they all at least TRY to do) and kids mostly bawl or are embarrassed by you?
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Also: did you notice that the same creepy santa appears twice in your top 15???? weird.
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pps - I love you
ppps - Do me.
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Santa is digging his fingers into this poor child's torso, and seems to be enjoying himself:
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