Dani is my hero today. Because I'm having a shitey day, including but not limited too ( Read more... )

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OH MY GOODNESS.

Is it possible I'm the only one who's seen this?!?!?!?

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It's a video of crazyface Lisa "pees in her diaper" D'Amato from Top Model Season 5. She's RAPPING. And she seems to be completely serious about it. Despite the fact that:

1.) she white
2.) she can't even passably stay on rhythm
3.) the song contains TWO references to Top ( Read more... )

Scientists: What is the thing in your brain that tells you to keep eating when something obviously tastes off? Is that some sort of an evolutionary trick your mind plays in order to maximize the nourishment it receives, regardless of after-effects?

On on a somewhat related note, I just ate something seriously rancid. A lot of it.

I think you all should be the first to know: I met someone new while I was vacationing in Maine.


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Rachel beat me to the punch by posting her pics from the Mermaid Parade, but I figured I'd do my own little rundown, too! It was SO much fun! I'm just completely amazed by what people do with their creativity. I mean, even my dinky little costume took several hours, so some of those more ornates ones must have taken months. Very cool.

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Everyone remembers this guy, right?


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Pop Quiz!!!!

What do I find most disturbing about the following picture, taken at the premiere of Bob Saget's new movie, Farce of the Penguins?


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Normally I hate when people spend a long time recounting dreams to me. Other people's subconscious(es?) are not as interesting to me as my own, and I can never help imagining how the dream is really about me and what a destructive force I am in people's lives. (True fact: In middle school I had a "friend" who, in retrospect, it's easy to see hated ( Read more... )

Oh. My. God.Cassy. I am SHOCKED that you haven't posted this already. I thought you were the self-proclaimed master of the celebrity nipple- and crotch-slip ( Read more... )