Or, put more simply: ConEd can SUCK IT.

I mentioned a few weeks ago that I wasn't going to pay my ConEd bill this month in solidarity for my Queens sisters. Well, I wasn't able to do that because I have a vested interest in continuing to have electricity in my apartment. But I did give them a subtle dig. See if you can find it:


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WHY CAN'T WE GET A COMPETANT POWER COMPANY?!?!?So it turns out I WASN'T imagining things. Last night Lauren and I were watching TV when everything went kinda gray. We both immediately leapt up to opposite sides of the room--me to turn off the lights, her to turn off the air conditioner--because in our experience, before a fully blown fuse (which ( Read more... )

I just got an iced coffee that tastes a bit like miso soup.

Question of the Day:
Tell me about the worst cup of coffee you've ever had. Where did you get it from? What did it taste like?

My answer: it was from Terrace Bagels in Brooklyn. it tasted like undercooked string beans.

Is this brilliant or retarded? I can't decide.
I'm definitely voting for Belle, though. She likes to sleep on the leopard-print sofa.

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This tickles me.

Ok, I get that this is a bad man and all, and this administration is all about drama and shock and awe and all that.

But did we really need to take a picture of this guy dead, blow it up to 300%, and put it in a golden frame?


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It used to be that companies had a little faith in their customers. Would give them the benefit of the doubt if a payment were a day or two late. Would understand if you were short a few cents. Believed you'd come back the next day with the difference ( Read more... )

Wow.

Wow.

Watch this. And tell me it isn't the biggest, steamingest pile of dog crap you've ever seen.

I'm not even making a comment about the sanctity of that day and blah blah blah. No, that's just an ass-bad trailer. And it must be mocked.

For your amusement
I present a triptych of photos
entitled
ASIAN BABIES IN PERIL


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