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Mar 07, 2007 12:18

Everyone remembers this guy, right?


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aflockofmollies March 7 2007, 17:38:33 UTC
i never understood the jordan catalano thing. i especially didn't understand why he stayed famous for so long afterward.

he is currently having a feud with elijah wood, because elijah wood said in an interview that jared leto's band sucks. (i'm sure he's correct. i last saw jared leto on mtv asking, simply, that the kids watching listen to his band. no music was played in the advertisement.) and then, after leto physically confronted frodo, he didn't take it back. can you picture a more pathetic argument? maybe if harry potter was involved. rrrrrrrow! catfight!

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faux_teak March 7 2007, 17:39:04 UTC
Ah, but you only got part of why he's dead to me (and yes, I used to love him bigtime even though I never watched My So Called Life... I carried a picture of him around in my wallet for a while).

The pudginess was just for a Chapter 27, a movie in which he plays Mark Chapman, who killed John Lennon. Side note in case you hadn't heard: he gained and lost the weight so quickly that he developed gout. Yeah, that nasty disease of Middle Ages fat guys. Yuck.

But he's also singer for a Super!Emo band called 30 Seconds to Mars. They're big on the fake blood and the fake drama. See below.


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aaaaaames March 7 2007, 17:43:37 UTC
GOOD. I hope it was a 14-year-old girl who punched him after she realized she couldn't get a refund for her ticket!

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aaaaaames March 7 2007, 17:47:50 UTC
Yea, I think I knew he gained all that weight for a movie (sidenote: I have always found something disturbing about actors losing or gaining unhealthy amounts of weight for roles, and the fact that they are usually heralded and rewarded for it. Can you imagine an actress doing that? Your health isn't worth a role. Also, if you have a character that needs to be overweight, would it be SO crazy to consider, I don't know, an OVERWEIGHT ACTOR? I mean, duh.), but I'm mostly grossed out that he posed for this totally gross photo spread. Seriously, all you need is a little yellow panty-stain action going on, and this would be the most repulsive image in the history of man--made more repulsive by how in love with him I used to be. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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pookiepatootie March 7 2007, 17:50:41 UTC
I can't see the 3rd image (photbucket, flickr, etc blocked at my orifice). Damn. It.

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aaaaaames March 7 2007, 18:19:15 UTC
ok, well allow me to describe it succinctly:
fat, bloated, dark-sunglasses-wearing, pasty Jared Leto, in baggy tighty-whities.

you're going to RUSH home to see that now, aren't you.

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le_cassy March 7 2007, 18:10:23 UTC
Yeah.... it is not cool what he has done to my precious 14 year old crush.

Dead to me!

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agent_n March 7 2007, 19:47:11 UTC
and you know....i know exactly how you feel too...i had the BIGGEST crush on Jordan Catalano too...that picture makes me sad. :(

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