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May 03, 2006 10:26

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faux_teak May 3 2006, 16:04:02 UTC
Ames, I'm sorry for your burrito-related torment. However, think of it this way... if you had kept the Frequent Burrito Eater card, and gotten your free burrito, you would be in the same situation you're in now... no card and still getting burritos. So, even though you were parted from that card in a nasty way, the outcome would have happened anyway.

Huh... I don't know if that actually makes it better at all. In fact, I think it might make it worse. Oops.

In answer to your qotd, my answer is somewhat similar to yours:

grilled chicken, guacamole, black beans, cheddar, cilantro

here's where we differ:

pineapple salsa, sour cream, shredded lettuce (but not that iceberg crap), grilled onions

The plantains sounds like a delicious addition, though. I'll have to try that next time I have a burrito.

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aaaaaames May 3 2006, 16:09:54 UTC
oh I don't actually ever get plantains. I'm not allowed. But this is my FANTASY burrito, so here here!

Thanks, Rach. Your words help.

I'm totally having a burrito for lunch.

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tummies May 3 2006, 16:28:01 UTC
REMEMBER THE WRAP GUY AT TOWER COURT!!!??? That was the perfect dinner: a Thai wrap made by that guy (I can see his face now...I bet he was into Battlestar Galactica) plus a Sunday sundae. Arghmarghmargmm.

My fantasy burrito: chunks of rare beef, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, sour cream, lime shreds and cilantro.

Everyone, I'm on the second day of my period, and my natural sponge just ain't quite doing the job. But I actually kind of love that it's not doing its job. Twice already today, I've waddled to the bathroom, only to mini-give-birth on the floor when I pull the sucker out with a wet sucking sound. SPLAT! Blood on the floor. Which involves cleanup, etc. Thank God it's a single-seater with a lock.

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aaaaaames May 3 2006, 16:45:17 UTC
Monica, I LOVE when you have your period--it's fun for all!

Your burrito sounds freaking delicious

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daleloco May 4 2006, 04:33:28 UTC
hehe... you're hilarious, I'm happy I know you. :)

I have a serious Chipotle addiction, myself. I must on occasion have a carnitas burrito with black beans, mild and corn salsa, a little sour cream, extra cheese and lettuce.

Am I alone in thinking there is something vaguely sexual about a "Frequent Burrito Eater"? LOL

"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

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aaaaaames May 4 2006, 19:14:32 UTC
DEFINITELY sexual. anything involving a bunch of gooey, drippy sauces ( ... )

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daleloco May 4 2006, 19:38:46 UTC
Wow... that's quite a visual! ;D

Might get a little something extra in the condiment, and then the boy would fall down. :p

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theswirtproject May 4 2006, 15:14:31 UTC
Ok, full disclosure, as a reformed bulimic/compulsive overeater/food hider/person with nourishment issues in general, I sometimes have a problem with people acknowledging I eat things. I prefer them to assume I produce my own fuel internally

ME TOO! Ames, we should start another club (btw: we should start planning our national LAZEBO conference soon. how about having it in Cancun this year?)

fantasy burrito:

guacamole, sour cream, brown rice, blck beans, giant tomato chuncks, cheddar cheese, whole strips of avodaco (YES in addition to the guacamole), pico de gallo, shreds of butter lettuce.

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