I have decided to dress up as the internet for this weekend's Halloween party.
So there!

The American Ivy League can officially suck on my left one.

Fuck me I am a lost cause.

Eating rather like a walrus lately.
Not as bad as it could be, but jesus. Also sleeping like a sloth. For chrissakes woman, pull it together.

I have gained 4 pounds since beginning p90x. According to this website this is normal. But Jesus.

p90x is still punishing me. In fact, I think that doing the plyometrics routine should be used in lieu of fines to punish people for minor offensives (parking tickets, crossing against the light and the like). If people knew that was in store for them, no one would ever again fail to read the parking signs. What else? Oh, school is still filling me ( Read more... )

Well, school starts tomorrow, which I am dreading. At least I don`t have any classes tomorrow. I'm doing the p90x exercise plan and not eating garbage food but also not doing the p90x diet because I don't see the point of that much effort. Since people always say the childfree only care about their appearance or other such superficial things that ( Read more... )

So is Jezebel being weird to anyone else? For all the articles on the site, it says that all discussions are closed. Did something happen that I don't know about because I am not cool?

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It has come to my attention that I haven't updated this thing in a while. I hope that no one takes this personally. I have very little that's new to add and I'm sure that you all don't wish to hear the nonsense shit over and over again ( Read more... )