The Juicy Nectar of Pink and White Fruit

[aanntthhoonnyy]

Wayne and I went shopping for food today, agreeing that we’d just split the cost of it all. What ended up happening is that he would refuse to chip in on the stuff that I was putting in the cart because it was “weird” (healthy) and he wouldn’t eat it. And I would refuse to pitch in for what he was putting in the cart because it was “dangerous” (

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[epsi_rocker_x]

Wow. Just...wow.

[mutantturtle]

i never got the tale of how you ended up out there doing construction...and how you wound up living with a stranger named wayne. indulge me please.

Nebraska's a stupid state

[aanntthhoonnyy]

Well, I had terrible luck and was forced to drop out of college and was having more terrible luck trying to find a job so that I might make enough money to go back to college. My cousin Wayne (hes about 40 years old) whom I've only met once, heard my tale through some complicated grapevine and called me saying "I have a job for you in construction. You'll have to move halfway across the country to Nebraska, and you have 48 hours to pack." I figured I had nothing to lose, so I packed my things, and here I am.

And that's the story.

[angrybunhead]

...Awkwarrrrrd and ickyyyy eheheheh.

[duckfast]

hahahaha, that guy is sooooo funny!

[sillyshorty]

ahh Wayne. I don't know him, but from this conservation he's just the most accurate representation of most guys that age in society. I seriously appreciate guys like you lol.

[sillyshorty]

correction: most guys any age in society. :)

[aanntthhoonnyy]

Indeed. Men are beyond being more than brutish animals. You could probably get a more civil conversation out of a badger.

[sillyshorty]

hahahahhaha thats the best thing ive heard all of 2007. good luck staying with that guy.