My brother said that women not wearing makeup is like men not showering. My inner feminist wants to go all Buffy The Vampire Slayer on his bony little butt.
I went to the eye doctor to find out why the stems of my glasses kept getting bent out at odd angles. She told me to stop taking my glasses off one-handedly. I guess this means I can no longer whip them off "Stephen Colbert-style."
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head will collapse But there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself