Construction is what ails you.

[aanntthhoonnyy]

Today I got my first work-related injury. I felt the pain of boiling steel as it rolled down my arm. Yes, it was boiling. I was kind of hoping the metal might graft to my flesh and give my left arm an extra bit defense against oncoming swordsmen but alas, it did not. The outcome is genuinely uninteresting, but it's still a pretty badass story to

Comments

[angrybunhead]

WHOA.
That IS badass.

[namtab]

shiiiiiit!

[mutantturtle]

...once the metal cools, it becomes indestructible. You must pursue this matter further, much further.

[epsi_rocker_x]

Good lord. o_O Your flesh is still intact, I hope?