Carlson, where are you? I feel like Mayhem!

One time I was taking the bus from Gainesville to Orlando and I had packed up all my stuff in garbage bags as I usually do. I have traveled all up and down the east coast with the sound of garbage bags rattling in the wind. I am the king of garbage bag travel ( Read more... )

 
A broad based market rally.

Hello Cats and Jammers!

Election in Orlando.
Kids stabbing kids with pens.
And a flat tire on the truck.

That's the updates from Orlando.

(Someone get me outta here!)

How do you post a picture?

   I recently read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene. It's a physics book that talks about string theory and how it is supposed to be the Ultimate Theory that finally combines relativity with blah blah blah. It was pretty good. The idea behind it is that all the basic particles (electrons, quarks, protons, etc) are actually one-dimensional ( Read more... )

I've been doing such a good job lately, I gave myself a gold star.

Whatever Crap We Want!

The other day I was walking along and I saw one of the other teachers.

"Ahh," she said, "Fall is my favorite season. What about you?"

"Summer," I said. "Summer without a doubt."

 
Well it finally happened.

I stepped on the goddamn cell phone.