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"You know how stupid the average American is?

Now think, half of them are dumber than that."

- George Carlin

well, today was eventful. i went to the dmv and took the touchscreen test to validate my permit. they ask some lame questions. i missed the one about window tint, and another about how long you lose your license if you refuse to take a breathalyzer test. oh well. i only needed 75% correct anyway ( Read more... )

yesterday was the chinese new year. and, by chance, the day sarah and i decided to pick up some chinese food. the folks at john's super buffet (i believe; formerly bamboo garden) were awesome and gave us extra food. extra crab rangoons, sweet biscuits, fortune cookies, and a bonus container of chicken wings and what i believe to be pork skewers. ( Read more... )

okay. so i messed up my back a little bit ( Read more... )

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Bush on the Constitution: 'It's just a goddamned piece of paper ( Read more... )

i've turned my back on livejournal.

only because xanga is easier to type.

for those who didn't know, my life recently has consisted of the following: