Her name is Amber. She lives in Beachwood. Her name is Amber. She lives in Beachwood.

I'm with my friend and his friends up in Brentwood. We're hanging out around the bottom floor of my friend's apartment complex, which happens to house a very gaudy movie theater. As we walk past the pillars and movie posters, out on the street now, we come across ( Read more... )

It's 2009. How are these being sold on Amazon (one of them, anyway ( Read more... )

I...need to see this. My nerd-plexus is switching to turbo mode.

http://gizmodo.com/5376774/how-to-watch-the-moon-bombing-in-real-time

I can't even begin to guess how many times I've imagined myself stuck in the past. Would I be able to "pull a Data" and assemble the equivalent of a subspace transmitter from rudimentary 19th century parts (assuming Mark Twain doesn't pop in to steal my radioactive components)? With my basic understanding of the physical sciences, could I create ( Read more... )

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"Fret no longer, citizens of Japan, about Google's camera vans exposing the awkward moments of your private lives to millions via Street View. Because here, see? All that's behind its scary secrets is an impossibly adorable anthropomorphic camera truck in a wonderland of children's toys. Dawww, its bobbing camera head just snapped a photo of your ( Read more... )

"Every time you ask when A Dance With Dragons will be released, George R. R. Martin kills a Stark.
Please... think of the Starks."

I laughed.  I swear it's not just the lack of sleep.

I just started playing Dragon Quest 8 not too long ago. You know it's a Japanese game when the only female lead has shamelessly gigantic, gravity-defying boobs and a levelable skill called "Sex Appeal ( Read more... )

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The rest of the parts after the cut.  You have to love how he answers #4.

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Danger of Zombies Falling Into Bacon


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